‘Timey’ what? ‘Timey wimey’? Two wrongs don’t make a left turn. That’s the trouble with regeneration. You quite never know what you’re going to get. You ain’t seen nothing yet! Kidneys! I have kidneys. And I don’t like the colour. Am I having a midlife crisis? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They’re scientific instruments not water pistols! Blimey, trying to make an Ood laugh… Kidneys! I have kidneys. And I don’t like the colour. I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them.
Rose… before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I! I need…I need…I need… fish fingers and custard! Jo, did you fail Latin as well as science? You were expecting someone else? Do you have to talk like children? What is it that makes you so ashamed of being a grown-up? Now would you stand aside before I shoot myself? A little gratitude wouldn’t irretrievably damage my ego. Come along, Pond! Oh, marvellous. You’re going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation.
You cannot rewrite history! Not one line! You’ve had this place redecorated, haven’t you? Hmm, don’t like it. How can you miss me? I’m easy to find. I’m the guy with two hearts, remember? Oh my word! A TARDIS is my ship that carries me through Time and Space. T-A-R-D-I-S. It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Sorry, must dash! Well, there’s a probability of anything. Statistically speaking, if you gave typewriters to a treeful of monkeys, they’d eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare.