Low tech

You cannot rewrite history! Not one line! You’ve had this place redecorated, haven’t you? Hmm, don’t like it. How can you miss me? I’m easy to find. I’m the guy with two hearts, remember? Oh my word! A TARDIS is my ship that carries me through Time and Space. T-A-R-D-I-S. It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Sorry, must dash! Well, there’s a probability of anything. Statistically speaking, if you gave typewriters to a treeful of monkeys, they’d eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare.

Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon. Our lives are important—at least to us—as we see, so we learn…Our destiny is in the stars , so let’s go and search for it. Jamie, remind me to give you a lesson in tying knots, sometime. You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies. You’ve had this place redecorated, haven’t you? Hmm, don’t like it. Oh my word! Well, there’s a probability of anything. Statistically speaking, if you gave typewriters to a treeful of monkeys, they’d eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare.

The world’s about to end, and here I am, stuck in traffic. Come along, Pond! Kidneys! I have kidneys. And I don’t like the colour. All thirteen! Not allowed? Not allowed? Me, I’m allowed everywhere. Think about me when you’re living your life one day after another, all in a neat pattern. Think about the homeless traveller and his old police box, with his days like crazy paving. Are these antiques dotted about all over the building? It really is a splendid piece of audioarchitectonicalmetrasynchosity!